Charlie Sheen

I know, everyone is SO over Charlie Sheen.  However, I just must comment on this latest bit of ridiculousness.  (Is that a word?)  Come on, waving a machete while drinking tiger's blood and standing on the roof of a building?  Really?  Now THAT is enough to convince me he doesn't need any 12 Step programs because he is totally sane and completely in control of his addictions.  Isn't tiger's blood an anabolic steroid?  Yeah, no addictive qualities there.  He seriously expects us to believe that taking steroids will help him not to drink?  I wonder what he would suggest for kicking the smoking habit...  (I meant cigarettes, you dope heads...)